DISNEY DID IT AGAIN
fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
I have never seen an more accurate depiction
She thinks the morning sickness might be less annoying. At least that urge diminishes itself after a quick visit to the bathroom and a brush of her teeth. The cravings, even, are fairly easy to please.
But this. This lingers, no, it festers under her skin. Ebbing at her sanity all day long as she tries and fails to distract her mind with work and conversation and food and anything but her husband’s butt in his pyjama pants as he bends down to pick up the mail, or the sliver of his stomach exposed as he reaches up to pull down the cereal from the top cupboard.
This is torture.
And it would almost be worth it if Percy didn’t seem to find her repulsive.
Since they were sixteen years old Annabeth has always been confident in that fact that Percy wants her; wants to kiss her and hold her and fuck her. But now each time she so much as hints at sex, he shies away like she has a contagious disease. Choosing instead to cuddle as she falls asleep and lets the little voice in the back of her mind goad her into thinking her husband is no longer attracted to her.
They are having a baby for the love of the gods. How can he do this to her now?
And here you see the episode in which Sam and Dean criticise Supernatural’s writing while pretending to be Jared and Jensen while Misha Collins tweets about them before he starts crying and gets stabbed to death
casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.
Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.
casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.
Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.
what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!
#and it focused on female friendships!!! her best friends were never less than her!! and older female best friends!! and didn’t pit her against vivian but had them grow into close friends!!#THE MOST IMPORTANT FEMINIST MEDIA OF OUR TIME
you may think my black clothes are punk but in reality i have just been mourning ned stark for the last three years
Loki demonstrating perfectly why, under no circumstances, should you try to hug him. Or like come near him
Snakehole Lounge: Pawnee’s Sickest Night Club + Text Posts
so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’”
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder
he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me